Chimpugiri vs Gandhigiri

They say that kids usually drive everyone around them crazy after entering the third year.
Mihir is no exception. He does, or wants to do things which no "normal" person can easily imagine.

I have decided to label these acts as 'Chimpugiri' and try and counter them with 'Gandhigiri'.
It is not easy for both of us, lets see who wins.

Some examples of Chimpugiri (attempting to disallow any of these leads to loud and violent protests)
1.Not bathe at all
2.Bathe with clothes on
3.Bathe with no soap
4.No meals during the day (only after midnight)
5.Throwing everything that fits down the window
6.watch TV seated at a 90 degree angle to the screen
7.Avoid changing clothes (he says 'i want to remain dirty, i like it that way')
8.Reject any dress that we bring to change and insist on wearing odd combinations (yellow t-shirt with gree shorts and blue shoes and so on)
9.No brushing teeth (he has only 7-8 of them so far anyways)
10. Insist on using a different toothpaste if at all
11. I will add more as I remember them